Welcome to my new site!

donutHello!  This is my new site.  Anti Ticket eh?

Yup!  Why not make a weird site that talks about things I love….Cops and Donuts.

Cops are kind of like donuts, yah know?

They are round in the middle and empty on the inside.  hahahahah!

Ok..ok…I’m really not that shallow…or am I?

I plan to talk about why cops are at donut shops, why are donuts associated with cops and why we need cops and security.

Actually, I might even review some security products here and there just because I love the things that cops do and spying on people being bad is on the top of my list.

I could never be a cop because I tend to freeze when danger comes (I never use to think that, I always thought I’d kick some ass, but apparently I’m a freezer….shamefully I admit it)

I’m going to have fun with this blog.  So let’s start it off right…WHY the antiticket donut?

It’s all about bribes.

So the antiticket donut was mad to actually offer to cops when you are in a confrontations with one.

Imagine getting off of a hard days work (like me…getting off from my roofing) and going home at a slightly faster speed than usual because it’s a Friday and then the next thing I know…..sirens and lights.

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Good Cops are Everywhere (and so are donuts)

Good Cop/ Bad Cop is probably one of my favorite movie skits in those big and small movies and plays that we’ve all seen from time to time.

I personally really enjoy the real live action cops, but you rarely see the good cop/bad cop scenario play out on the reality TV Show.

Actually, come to think of it you rarely see cops munching on donuts too….so why are cops associated with donuts?  (I’ll get to that soon…maybe next blog post!)

Living in a city as big as Dallas, we have soap operas actually named “Dallas” and we get to see a lot of the Cops TV episodes in Dallas (which is pretty cool).

Choosing to “see” the good cops and not focus on the bad will only upscale our lives and our influence in the world.  Why?  Because the bad cop gets too much attention and then when we fear that something bad is going on….we only feed that bad energy by confirming what we’ve been looking for.

I’m a firm believer that life is what you make it and if you decide to look for bad all the time…you’re going to find it.



It’s really that simple.  Think about it.  If you drop a diamond ring and you WANT to find it, you relentlessly search for it.  You may not find it upon first look but EVENTUALLY, you find that thing.   And even if you don’t, you’ll still be on the look out for it until one day you find a replacement for it…you find another diamond ring to replace the urge and the desire to take the place of the initial ring you were looking for.

The new ring isn’t the same and the negative emotion of losing the first ring still takes a hold of you.  You hear of someone else who lost a ring and immediately you feel the anger and emotion associated with your lack of ability to find a lost diamond ring too so you make a snid comment or say something like: “Old News. It happens to All of Us.  You’ll just have to deal with it”

Now..I know this analogy is getting a little out of control……OR IS IT?  If I say it is…then you now have it in your head that I have no clue what I’m talking about…but if I shift my focus as you read this (as I type) and I convince myself that my analogy is a PERFECT example of making life what you want it, then at the end of this very informative blog entry, you will believe that my diamond ring analogy is legit.

So…let’s get back to it shall we?

So you dropped a diamond ring.  What if, instead of trying to fulfill the lost empty space inside you the lost ring has caused, you use it as an opportunity to discover something new.

You can make a game out of it.  “Whoever finds the lost ring gets to keep it!” or “Lost ring! I’d love to see it again and tell you about how I lost it!”    Use the moment the ring escapes from you as an opportunity to open up your world to a new adventure.

When it comes to the point where that ring isn’t to be found, you can prance away happy that you were able to connect to others and share a unified effort to find something (that really doesn’t matter) together. YOU get to savor and soak up in the moment of humans helping one another and take in positive energy.

Then, if you do replace that lost ring, you will always remember it as a happy occassion and a wonderful experience that life got to throw at you with your open arms!

Instead of saying: “That’s life. Deal with it!”  You now say: “Oh!  I lost a ring once too!  I know it kind of stinks but wait until you see the amazing doors having a lost ring will open up for you! I always remember the day I lost my ring because it stood out as a great day that was different from all the rest!”

So…Good cops?  Heck yeah!  They are everywhere, all over the place balancing out the ones you shouldn’t think of.  Give the good cops attention.  Smile at them, offer them coffee (or a donut) and thank them for their service because there are too many nay sayers out there that just want to take from the cops all they can get.

Let’s change up the world.   Let’s give back!  Those cops work hard for us and even if they do give you a ticket, Thank them for keeping your roads safe because you never know when you’re going to need the outreached hand of a cop to help pick you up when you fall.

Cop Love Donuts

So, if this happened to you, do you really think a cop would do this?

I don’t know.  I’m not sure.  I know that crying works for cops but I’ve never actually tried donuts.

Speaking of which, I have to remember to talk about my theory of why cops are at donut shops…it’s a good one.

Back to bribing a cop with donuts.  How many donuts do you think it takes to get out of a traffic ticket.  According to this is it only about a Baker’s Dozen.

But I wonder what kind of donut it has to be!  Glazed? Jelly -Filled? Powdered? Sugared?

If I were a cop, I’d probably choose none of them.  Donuts make me super bloated…and who wants that ?

But..if there is a secret society of cops that challenge each other to donut eating duels, then you might just have a chance of getting away with murder if you have a box of donuts on stand by.

I wonder if Dunkin Donut Gift Cards would work!  How cool would that be?



How to bribe a cop.

I’m not big on politics and all that but I do see the usefulness in knowing how to bribe a cop. Heck, all they do is drive around town all day and take extended breakfast, lunch dinner and snack breaks.

As much as we all know that cops are suppose to be the more moral of society, the truth is they are just like you and I and Money speaks to them.

I use to work in a school district where the cops were paid off in the township by the school. (not kidding)

If students got out of hand or something bad happened in the school building, it was always brushed under the rug because students are money.   As much as I hate to say it….students are a commodity.

Leave No Child Behind left a wake of irresponsible and money hungry Administrators in the majority of our schools. Rather than not leaving children behind, they just pass them through.  The discipline problems are brushed under the rug because as a school, under no child left behind, the more students you have, the more money the school district gets from the government.

Isn’t that awesome? (sarcasm)

Leave No Child Behind should be called,  “Let No Money Get Away”.   Students with discipline problems who would be better suited for alternative educations are being brought back into schools and wrecking havoc on the regular education classroom.

If you work in a low income district!  Tough shit…is pretty much what you get.

The few students that you had who are good and well behaved now leave and go to charter schools and learn online rather than stay in the public school where bad behavior runs rampant and no discipline is put in place for fear that the student will be lost from the district and along with them goes the money.

Teachers are losing jobs all over the place, but bad students are making a come back.  Can you see what’s happening?

Education doesn’t matter anymore.  Money matters.

So what’s this have to do with cops?

Cops, just like school districts, can be bribed.

If a student attacks a teacher and the teacher reports it to the police, the school district can “request” that the police not press charges and go so far as to say the teacher is a little whacky.  Why?

It is much easier to anger a teacher than it is to anger a psycho student who takes money from the district when they leave.   If the district brushes the incident under the rug, the student gets away with the horrible act and the teacher?  Well the teacher still has to work there to get paid and there are other teachers that can replace that teacher and teachers with experience on higher on the salary scale so it’s actually better (monetarily) to lose the experienced teachers.

How Sad.

It’s a global issue: