Cop Love Donuts

So, if this happened to you, do you really think a cop would do this?

I don’t know.  I’m not sure.  I know that crying works for cops but I’ve never actually tried donuts.

Speaking of which, I have to remember to talk about my theory of why cops are at donut shops…it’s a good one.

Back to bribing a cop with donuts.  How many donuts do you think it takes to get out of a traffic ticket.  According to this is it only about a Baker’s Dozen.

But I wonder what kind of donut it has to be!  Glazed? Jelly -Filled? Powdered? Sugared?

If I were a cop, I’d probably choose none of them.  Donuts make me super bloated…and who wants that ?

But..if there is a secret society of cops that challenge each other to donut eating duels, then you might just have a chance of getting away with murder if you have a box of donuts on stand by.

I wonder if Dunkin Donut Gift Cards would work!  How cool would that be?



How to bribe a cop.

I’m not big on politics and all that but I do see the usefulness in knowing how to bribe a cop. Heck, all they do is drive around town all day and take extended breakfast, lunch dinner and snack breaks.

As much as we all know that cops are suppose to be the more moral of society, the truth is they are just like you and I and Money speaks to them.

I use to work in a school district where the cops were paid off in the township by the school. (not kidding)

If students got out of hand or something bad happened in the school building, it was always brushed under the rug because students are money.   As much as I hate to say it….students are a commodity.

Leave No Child Behind left a wake of irresponsible and money hungry Administrators in the majority of our schools. Rather than not leaving children behind, they just pass them through.  The discipline problems are brushed under the rug because as a school, under no child left behind, the more students you have, the more money the school district gets from the government.

Isn’t that awesome? (sarcasm)

Leave No Child Behind should be called,  “Let No Money Get Away”.   Students with discipline problems who would be better suited for alternative educations are being brought back into schools and wrecking havoc on the regular education classroom.

If you work in a low income district!  Tough shit…is pretty much what you get.

The few students that you had who are good and well behaved now leave and go to charter schools and learn online rather than stay in the public school where bad behavior runs rampant and no discipline is put in place for fear that the student will be lost from the district and along with them goes the money.

Teachers are losing jobs all over the place, but bad students are making a come back.  Can you see what’s happening?

Education doesn’t matter anymore.  Money matters.

So what’s this have to do with cops?

Cops, just like school districts, can be bribed.

If a student attacks a teacher and the teacher reports it to the police, the school district can “request” that the police not press charges and go so far as to say the teacher is a little whacky.  Why?

It is much easier to anger a teacher than it is to anger a psycho student who takes money from the district when they leave.   If the district brushes the incident under the rug, the student gets away with the horrible act and the teacher?  Well the teacher still has to work there to get paid and there are other teachers that can replace that teacher and teachers with experience on higher on the salary scale so it’s actually better (monetarily) to lose the experienced teachers.

How Sad.

It’s a global issue:

Welcome to my new site!

donutHello!  This is my new site.  Anti Ticket eh?

Yup!  Why not make a weird site that talks about things I love….Cops and Donuts.

Cops are kind of like donuts, yah know?

They are round in the middle and empty on the inside.  hahahahah!

Ok..ok…I’m really not that shallow…or am I?

I plan to talk about why cops are at donut shops, why are donuts associated with cops and why we need cops and security.

Actually, I might even review some security products here and there just because I love the things that cops do and spying on people being bad is on the top of my list.

I could never be a cop because I tend to freeze when danger comes (I never use to think that, I always thought I’d kick some ass, but apparently I’m a freezer….shamefully I admit it)

I’m going to have fun with this blog.  So let’s start it off right…WHY the antiticket donut?

It’s all about bribes.

So the antiticket donut was mad to actually offer to cops when you are in a confrontations with one.

Imagine getting off of a hard days work (like me…getting off from my roofing) and going home at a slightly faster speed than usual because it’s a Friday and then the next thing I know…..sirens and lights.

Continue reading Welcome to my new site!