So, if this happened to you, do you really think a cop would do this?
I don’t know. I’m not sure. I know that crying works for cops but I’ve never actually tried donuts.
Speaking of which, I have to remember to talk about my theory of why cops are at donut shops…it’s a good one.
Back to bribing a cop with donuts. How many donuts do you think it takes to get out of a traffic ticket. According to this is it only about a Baker’s Dozen.
But I wonder what kind of donut it has to be! Glazed? Jelly -Filled? Powdered? Sugared?
If I were a cop, I’d probably choose none of them. Donuts make me super bloated…and who wants that ?
But..if there is a secret society of cops that challenge each other to donut eating duels, then you might just have a chance of getting away with murder if you have a box of donuts on stand by.
I wonder if Dunkin Donut Gift Cards would work! How cool would that be?